Saturday, Aug. 23, 2003 - his royal muleness

Thursday, 21 August 2003 - there ain't no sanity clause

Tuesday, 19 August 2003 - cricket chirps and crocodile dung

Sunday, 17 August 2003 - ccr and ruffled feathers

Friday, 15 August 2003 - how do you get a belly laugh out of God?

Wednesday, 13 August 2003 - taken aback

Saturday, 09 August 2003 - worms and eternity

Thursday, 07 August 2003 - sex, death, haints, patches, and a rocket

Tuesday, 05 August 2003 - miz' tate takes some tokes

Sunday, 03 August 2003 - bedford redux

Friday, 01 August 2003 - drugs and haints

Wednesday, 30 July 2003 - bedford, etc.

Monday, 28 July 2003 - time and love

Saturday, 26 July 2003 - the uninvited

Thursday, 24 July 2003 - rhubarb, d.u.i., and wyrdness

Tuesday, 22 July 2003 - zucchini and circumstances

Monday, 21 July 2003 - janis joplin was right

Sunday, 20 July 2003 - in the aftermath

Friday, 18 July 2003 - bellyachin'

Thursday, 17 July 2003 - outdream, outwit, outplay, outlast,

Tuesday, 15 July 2003 - damnation and a diagnosis

Monday, 14 July 2003 - where the bear shits and the finger assist method

Sunday, 13 July 2003 - mr. lee, r. lee, and dr. phil

Friday, 11 July 2003 - pirates and pornography

Wednesday, 09 July 2003 - the tower

Monday, 07 July 2003 - papier mache, tuna coochie, and the deceased

Sunday, 06 July 2003 - we all go a little mad sometimes

Saturday, 05 July 2003 - that pink mink sphinx's sphincter

Thursday, 03 July 2003 - monkey violatin' the heavens

Tuesday, 01 July 2003 - chicken vents, etc.

Monday, 30 June 2003 - my clients, my mama, and some zombies

Sunday, 29 June 2003 - barn again

Friday, 27 June 2003 - the national guard, the barn, and lizzie borden

Thursday, 26 June 2003 - you snooze, you lose

Tuesday, 24 June 2003 - werewolves, vampyres, and 'the pecker problem'

Monday, 23 June 2003 - my beloved normal

Saturday, 21 June 2003 - houseguests and hogwarts

Thursday, 19 June 2003 - the parlor

Wednesday, 18 June 2003 - a crow on granny's shoulder

Monday, 16 June 2003 - in the hat

Sunday, 15 June 2003 - the duke and the earls, the bride and the groom

Friday, 13 June 2003 - salvation, interruptions, and the ping pong trick

Wednesday, 11 June 2003 - the banana, et cetera

Tuesday, 10 June 2003 - dogs, demolition, the duke and the earls

Monday, 09 June 2003 - sorry

Sunday, 08 June 2003 - prayin' for Robert E. Lee

Saturday, 07 June 2003 - capable of anything

Thursday, 05 June 2003 - haints, cocoa wheats, and velveeta

Tuesday, 03 June 2003 - announcements, questions, fowl, and maybe swine

Monday, 02 June 2003 - still kickin'

Sunday, 01 June 2003 - on the plain

Friday, 30 May 2003 - a tutorial and a polyp

Wednesday, 28 May 2003 - butt cheeks, prom night, soul mates, and crap

Tuesday, 27 May 2003 - goo, a bad coiffure, and seductions gone terribly awry

Sunday, 25 May 2003 - through a glass darkly

Friday, 23 May 2003 - mr. lee, gentle benita, and audrey hepburn

Wednesday, 21 May 2003 - poisoned ambrosia, witches, and fornicators

ARGH THATS HOW MUCH SQUIRRELX I HAVE TO CATCH UP ON!!!

damn you diaryland and your fertile webspace...

I stood at the edge of tomorrow

somewhere between yesterday and today

wondered where I was this path so twisted

the crooked ways are the real ways

mirages lie in paths too narrow or too straight

I stood at the edge of tomorrow

somewhere between yesterday and today

my mind settling into comfortable dismay

i dunno it just came in to my mind, be gentle with it i dont think it knows what its talking about.

the thing the critic is talking about is here

yes the design does suck but its still readable so shut the hell up.

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