You suck it Valentine's your only there to make Chinese New Year and President's Day look all the better. Fuck, you make us all long for fucking Irish Cinco de Marzo when we can get fucking drunk. You make me remember why I go to fucking Ash Wednesday service, because even that holiday kicks your stupid ass. BUT tomorrow, the most holy of all days, 50% off all chocolate day. A very sacred holiday that we will all worship greatly.

I'm off to count my pennies and see if I can scrape together enough for a bag of chocolate peanut butter something.

PS Valentine's day your only here to make us greatful that it's African American Heritage Month and we can go all Malcom on your ass and kick it hard.

You wish you were only about candy and happiness like my babies Holloween and Dia de los Muertos.

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